🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 15 hours agoAnon plants a seed of doubtsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1451arrow-down111
arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageAnon plants a seed of doubtsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 15 hours agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish40•14 hours agoNext time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
minus-square@saroh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink45•12 hours agoAnd if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
Next time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
or horse racing
Ya I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast