@tsuica@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoI love it when I have to scream at a computerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square170fedilinkarrow-up11.73Karrow-down121
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minus-square@KarmaPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink38•1 year agoMost database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.
minus-squarefmstratAlinkEnglish18•edit-21 year agoOr not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I’m slow hah
minus-square@KarmaPolice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•1 year agoYes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.
Most database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.
Or not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I’m slow hah
Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.