@Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 5 months agoWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?message-square259fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down17
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?@Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 5 months agomessage-square259fedilink
minus-square@hakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•5 months agoAnd it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
minus-square@stoicmaverick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•5 months agoRookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
And it’s working. I’m still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.