☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆M to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 months agoWhy aren't millennials and Gen Z having kids? It's the economy, stupidfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down12
arrow-up134arrow-down1external-linkWhy aren't millennials and Gen Z having kids? It's the economy, stupidfortune.com☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆M to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareScottlinkfedilinkEnglish14•edit-22 months agoI keep telling my parents about my disinterest in having kids ever. They keep saying I’ll regret it. Fuck no, I’d like to keep my money for myself, fuck having kids especially in this economy.
minus-square@delirious_owl@discuss.onlinelinkfedilink7•2 months agoTell them that you cut your testicles off. They stopped asking me after I told them that.
minus-squareScottlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoThat’s. Fucking. Genius. But they would kill me for a whole different reason, they are diehard Cristian Republican…
minus-square@onlooker@lemmy.mllinkfedilink2•2 months agoWhat if you told them your partner is a democrat?
I keep telling my parents about my disinterest in having kids ever.
They keep saying I’ll regret it.
Fuck no, I’d like to keep my money for myself, fuck having kids especially in this economy.
Tell them that you cut your testicles off. They stopped asking me after I told them that.
That’s. Fucking. Genius.
But they would kill me for a whole different reason, they are diehard Cristian Republican…
What if you told them your partner is a democrat?
Instantaneous death?